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Post by Fuckface on Jun 14, 2012 21:26:25 GMT -8
This is the place where all the crazy questions that Jerma shoots down get asked. Plus, legal shit.
Backsack, my fiancee told me to look up marriage license info but I'm too lazy. What the hell am I supposed to do? Go to city hall or some shit?
ETA: Posting while drunk = many spelling and grammatical errors
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Post by backsack on Jun 14, 2012 21:36:32 GMT -8
What city and state do you live in?
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Post by Fuckface on Jun 14, 2012 21:40:48 GMT -8
I live in Cali but am moving to New Mexico.
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Post by backsack on Jun 14, 2012 21:44:10 GMT -8
Are you getting married in Cali? If so, just go to the lease busy courthouse. I went to Beverly hills for mine. Not sure about New Mexico, but I would assume the same procedures apply.
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Post by Fuckface on Jun 14, 2012 21:49:50 GMT -8
Ok, easy enough. Just out of curiosity, how long have you been married and how is that working for you?
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Post by backsack on Jun 14, 2012 21:57:31 GMT -8
9 years. But we've been together for 19 (since 10th grade). Its great and I love the shit out of her. I know it probably sounds cheesy, but we are both of our first loves and it's awesome. Plus, she puts up with all of my bullshit and I highly doubt there's anyone else out there with enough courage to take all that on at this point. I don't really have any tips, other than realize that they are who they are, you can't change em, and just be cool and it will all work out.
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Post by backsack on Jun 14, 2012 21:58:59 GMT -8
Oh and have sex- lots of it. Dont let anyone tell you it's okay to fuck once a week or, god forbid, once a month.
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Post by Fuckface on Jun 14, 2012 22:06:40 GMT -8
The sex ain't a problem, it's the putting up with my bullshit I'm more concerned about but I guess it can last considering you are approaching 20 years. Fuck, that's a long time.
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Post by backsack on Jun 14, 2012 22:12:01 GMT -8
It doesn't seem that long. Time goes way to fucking fast. Especially once you have kids.
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Post by Fuckface on Jun 14, 2012 22:14:59 GMT -8
So your kids are A+ students?
I'm kind of worried about having kids. What the fuck do they turn out to be like? Mini-me's and shit?
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Post by backsack on Jun 14, 2012 22:27:42 GMT -8
They're their own people, like Adam says. All you have to do is love the shit out of them and try not to repeat the mistakes your parents made.
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Post by Fuckface on Jun 14, 2012 22:30:50 GMT -8
All I know is I've burnt a ridiculous amount of calories already with the nieces and nephews. Fuck, my kids are going to hate my nose being all up in their business.
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Post by 2bor on Jun 15, 2012 3:34:16 GMT -8
All I know is I've burnt a ridiculous amount of calories already with the nieces and nephews. Fuck, my kids are going to hate my nose being all up in their business. Not until they are older. When they are under 7 or so they will bug the shit out of you. Meaning, you will be forced to be in their business. |
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Post by Fuckface on Jun 15, 2012 6:46:19 GMT -8
I have noticed that the younger ones have really short attention spans, but so far I've been able to keep up. It does get annoying though. Especially when they steal each others toys, food, and/or drinks. Kids are funny.
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Post by 2bor on Jun 15, 2012 7:07:07 GMT -8
I have twin boys. They don’t go 5 minutes without stealing each other’s toys. This is always followed by retaliation, which is biting. I have to sign incident reports like 3 days a week at their day care because of this.
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